Not as Advertised
Perhaps Apple needs to change its marketing strategy because we were unaware that owning one of its phones will suddenly make every man completely irresistible to women. Maybe this guy just isn’t using it properly?
Perhaps he’s trying to be a gentleman when he sees a woman he likes? You know… complimenting her, taking an interest in the conversation, not being creepy. Doesn’t he know that he can just flash his iPhone and she’ll immediately jump into bed with him? See, that’s why you need to read the instruction manual!
Just for You
Well, the jig is up — men have finally realized that women go out in public solely for the sake of male attention. Wearing sports clothes so that working out is comfortable and things don’t flop around? Well, apparently, men have realized that women just want to be noticed.
Of course, a woman at the gym would probably get noticed a whole lot more if her chest flew out of her top because she wasn’t wearing a sports bra. We don’t need logic, though, we have male ego instead!
He Should Work for the FBI
Unfortunately, it seems that no one can take a compliment anymore. This guy has clearly spent his whole day working hard to show this woman how much he cares about her and her precise location, and she didn’t even say “thank you.”
Now that she’s blocked him, who’s going to give her a head’s up when she’s running out of toilet paper at home? *Sigh* Well, now we know why chivalry is dead.
Happy Birthday… to Us?
Ah, toxic boyfriends, they somehow have to make absolutely everything about them and the relationship. We can’t have a woman celebrating a day all about her, can we? What if people forget that she’s taken?
Don’t worry, though — when it’s his birthday, it’ll suddenly be okay to celebrate separately. We have a suggestion for this woman, and it’s that she should give him the gift of being single. That’s a present they can both benefit from!
An Attitude of Gratitude
What’s a guy gotta do to get a simple “thank you” around here? After all, he put in a good word for this woman. That must have taken a whole two minutes out of his day — therefore, she owes him at least two minutes of pleasure.
Did she really think that she could score her dream job, based on her relevant experience and impressive resume, and not owe this guy for saying a word or two? Some people really just need to learn to have an attitude of gratitude.
Clearly, Dave just wants to have a friendly chat with a woman who’s trying to go about her day. He just wants to kindly ask that woman out on a date, despite her showing absolutely zero interest.
When she eventually stops trying to be polite and walks away, Dave will yell an insult at her because he was just trying to be a nice guy and now his feelings are hurt. Dear creeps — please stop ruining things for nice guys like Dave.
Eyes Up Here
This guy is asking the important questions, in life — why aren’t women flattered by him objectifying them? After all, he was ignoring everything she was saying so that he could blatantly look down her dress.
Chances are that he can’t recall what color her eyes are but he can easily pick out her chest from a lineup. Isn’t that a great compliment? What does a man have to do to get noticed, these days?!
You know what, OP — we have some queries, as well. Your attempt (and failure) to call out female hypocrisy has led us to wonder about male hypocrisy. So, let’s answer your question with a question of our own…
Why do (some) men go on and on about wanting intimacy but behave in a way that displays tons of misogyny from objectification to lack of consent. It’s terrifying to see and doesn’t this negate their attempts at getting women to sleep with them?
His Has Magical Powers
Worry not, young woman — this man has a magical package that will change your preferences the moment you see it! Isn’t it crazy how people think that romantic gender preferences aren’t a choice?
If you find yourself fancying women, simply hop onto this guy’s magical member and you’ll be changed in no time! Now, what about people who desire men? Maybe this guy’s got a sister who has magical nether regions, too, and perhaps she can help them out?
It Was Just a Gift
Some people really don’t know how to accept gifts and unwanted affection. This guy continually harassed his colleague after she repeatedly told him she wasn’t interested. Yet, for some reason, she still didn’t dump her boyfriend for this man.
This guy did everything — he was persistent, he ignored her rejection, gave her romantic gifts despite not being her romantic partner, and he even brought his inappropriate behavior to the workplace. What more could she possibly want?!
Clearly, This Guy Knows Evolution
Forget feeding one’s baby — it’s obvious that women grow in their chest area so that men can derive pleasure from them. Furthermore, if you thought that a woman’s hips were for childbearing, think again. They’re obviously there so that men have something to look at.
Women’s eyes are for seeing? Nope! They’re so that men have something to look into when they’re taking a break from staring at your chest. Geez, ladies… learn some basic evolution!
How Dare She Move On!
How dare this woman get a new boyfriend a full four months after this guy ended it with her! She should’ve done the right thing and waited until he got a new girlfriend before flaunting her new relationship. Some people are just so inconsiderate.
Seriously, though — whether she moved on four months, four years, or four minutes after the breakup, it’s her own business. This dude has had no right whatsoever to dictate who she’s with, or when, since the second their relationship ended.
Oh No… Please, Don’t Go
What will the women of the world do without this guy pursuing them? Please, just give womankind another chance! Now, who’s going to randomly send women unsolicited messages on social media?
Who’s going to be a nice guy and let females know when their curves are being appreciated? What about the respect and intimacy that this guy is owed by all women everywhere? Please, OP — don’t deprive the females of the world of your pursuits!
Mandy Missed Her Chance
It was really considerate of this guy to let Mandy know that she missed her chance with him. Clearly, she was sitting on the edge of her seat, just waiting to see if she had a shot. So, it was pretty nice of him to just inform her that it isn’t going to happen.
This guy was also kind enough to make sure Mandy knew that he could do better. We’re sure that she was losing sleep at night wondering about that. Sorry, Mandy… better luck next time!
Off the Clock
Clearly, this guy’s a bit confused as to how OnlyFans works. The woman he’s “in love with” is literally only talking to him because she’s getting paid to do so. When she’s off the clock, she can be intimate with and show affection for whoever she likes.
If this man wants this OnlyFans worker to pretend to be his girlfriend, then he’ll have to pay extra for that and make sure that she accepts those terms. After all, no one’s gonna work for free!
An Offer You Can’t Refuse
How was anyone able to reject this guy’s incredibly enticing offer? He’s both desperate and can’t satisfy a woman — what a catch! We can kind of see why he’s having issues satisfying his partners, though.
Take a look at his post, for instance. It’s all about what he wants and not even one mention of what he can offer. If you’re looking for someone who’s going to expect pleasure, not give it back, and not even try to figure out what you want — we’ve found your perfect man!
She Owes Him a Smile?
Given what we know about this guy’s personality, something tells us that this woman couldn’t have won no matter what she did. He didn’t like she smiled at his dog and not him. So, what if she had smiled at both of them?
Well, he would’ve taken that as an invitation to hit on her. Okay, so what if she didn’t smile at either of them? Then, he’d complain about how he got a dog to pick up women and it isn’t working. See? Can’t win.
Apartment Hunting Level: Advanced
Finding a good apartment and decent roommate is tough enough as it is, but if you’re a woman, the task gets a whole lot harder. This guy seems to be confused as to what he really wants in life.
It’s pretty obvious to the rest of the world that he wants a girlfriend — not a roommate. Our favorite part is the part in which he mentions that the unit has a washer and dryer, as if that makes it all worth living with him.
“You Must’ve Swiped Left by Accident”
Nowadays, swiping left on Tinder just isn’t enough. You then have to block the guy on every single social media platform you’re on. After all, why would he believe that you actually meant to swipe left on him?
He’s just being a nice guy and giving you another chance to get to know him! Oh, you blocked him on Facebook and Instagram, too? Clearly, that was another accident. Lucky for you, he thinks it’s cute that you’re clumsy.
They’re Describing All of Us
Let’s be honest — a lot of men’s unrealistic expectations of women stem from adult films. However, those aren’t the only culprit. There are also mainstream Hollywood movies and shows that depict women in ways that only exist in these guys’ minds.
Ya know… those movies where the leading lady gets into pillow fights with her friends, goes to check the creepy basement in her lingerie, and finally falls for the guy who’s been a creepy jerk to her. Yeah, because that happens in real life.
That’s His Best?
Isn’t it crazy how every nice guy thinks that women are being treated poorly all day, and they can rescue them with a good time? Like, every single one of these men thinks that they’re the only good guy in the world.
The truth is that a genuinely good person doesn’t think of themselves as an exceptionally good person. On a scale of 1-10, we’d have to give this dude a negative 15.
It Might Sound Creepy?!
Why do some men have the expectation that they can utilize a woman’s phone number when it wasn’t explicitly given to them? Then, they really think that the woman will be grateful to hear from him because, obviously, she truly wanted to give him her number and she was just shy.
Lucky for the OP, this guy was able to read the signals of her completely not noticing him and was up to the task of reaching out. Don’t worry, though, he’s “actually a nice guy.”
A Beautiful Mind Wasted
In all the time that it took this guy to do the math, he could’ve tried to strike up a non-creepy conversation with a consenting woman. What does he think is supposed to come of him posting this?
Is he hoping that women will see this, feel bad for him that he’s “missed out,” and try to help make up for lost time? We know it sounds crazy but let’s think about the level of unearned confidence some straight men have — it’s entirely possible that he believes it.
Well, if he wants her “really badly” then that changes everything! See, we thought this guy was being a creep and insulting the OP but now that we see just how much he wants to be with her, we realize we were mistaken.
After all, desiring something enough entitles you to get it, right? Like when you go to your boss to ask for a raise, then insult your boss and harass them, but explain that you just want the raise “really badly,” so it works out and you get promoted.
Time Management Skills
This guy has some great time management skills and has found a life hack! Instead of speaking to women separately to see who he has a connection with and who likes him back, he’s decided to write a single post and tag all the women he’s interested in.
This thoughtful gentleman even had the foresight to tell the ladies not to fight over him. It’s a good thing he said that, or we’d have a bloodbath on our hands!
Exactly who is this “we” that would have a good time, because we see nothing in it for these women? They just wanted to post a nice photo of themselves on social media, they weren’t exactly inviting this dude for some group intimacy.
Even if they were (which they weren’t), his condescending mansplaining would’ve been enough to retract the invitation. Oh, and also, he’s wrong. The refractory period can be shortened with multiple partners but not eliminated. Something tells us that he’ll never have the chance to utilize that information, though.
What a great guy, trying so hard to not be a creep to his friend — and still failing. How selfish of the OP to post a bikini photo of herself and ignite impure thoughts in her friend’s mind.
See, it’s the woman’s responsibility to make sure that men aren’t attracted to them. Therefore, when this guy gets incest-like thoughts about the friend he views as a “sister,” it’s actually her fault for not making it a bit easier on him.
Yeah, Feminism’s the Problem
Sure dude, feminism is the reason that you can’t get a woman to sleep with you. It has nothing to do with your incredibly creepy pick-up lines, disgusting “compliments,” insults when you don’t get your way, or the fact that you can’t wait a second for someone to respond — it’s feminism’s fault.
If the #MeToo movement had never happened, and society hadn’t been “plagued,” you’d be in bed with 10 gorgeous women right this minute. Sure.
Cool save, dude — she totally bought it! That could’ve just been a bit of an awkward moment in that friendship but the OP was smart enough to make the situation even worse. Instead of dealing with the rejection like a man, he’s now turned it around to him rejecting her.
The best part is that this woman totally believes he was just testing her, so he doesn’t need to feel embarrassed at all the next time he sees her. Way to salvage the moment, bro.
“I Was Just Joking”
Sure, dude… you can threaten a woman’s life. As long as you add “jk” at the end, she’ll think it’s really funny. It’s the same thing as when people write really cruel stuff online and then end it with “lol.”
Think about it this way — if a huge man came up to you in prison and said he was gonna force you to be with him, then turned around and was like “just kidding,” you’d laugh. Right?
Um, She Was Busy
This “good dude” who’s just trying to “get it on” expected this woman to drop everything and give him her undivided attention. The fact that she agreed to a quick conversation with him (which was enough for her to nope out of there) made him believe that she was his forever.
He’s complaining that she gave him a chance and then decided she didn’t like him. However, if she never gave him any chance at all, he’d think that’s unfair too.
This Isn’t a Negotiation
This woman has expressed that this guy made her uncomfortable and he… disagrees? Um, you can’t really disagree with how you made someone feel. Then, he expected her to get on the phone with him to explain herself.
Obviously, she owes him both her time and explanation, since she dared to be creeped out by his inappropriate behavior. Clearly, this guy needs to explain to this woman that whether or not he was being a creep needs to be discussed and agreed upon together.
How incredibly inconsiderate — this woman didn’t think about her future partner’s feelings before engaging in intimacy, years before meeting this guy. Of course, he also has former partners but that’s okay because only men experience jealousy.
He’s obviously entitled to a girlfriend who has the forethought not to be with other men ever because she might one day get to meet this guy. Possessive boyfriends are the best, especially when they get mad about things you did before you even met them. Don’t worry, it just means they really love you.
This guy is trying so hard for this woman, the least she could do is send him over some adult content of her body. He’s obviously entitled to those images, after all, he did spend several minutes texting her.
We get why he lost his patience. Really, what’s she going to ask for next? That he takes her on a date? Treats her with respect? Learns her name? Some people just have insanely unrealistic expectations these days.
He Proved Her Right
This woman is smart by putting safety protocols in place for her blind date. Yet, this guy has less than zero respect for her situation. Ironically, he’s proving her right in her concern about being alone in his car with him.
Instead of understanding that she’s just trying to be safe, this man got angry and took it personally. This makes us wonder why women being cautious hits so close to home for him…
How Dare She Reject Him?!
Isn’t it great when men think they’re entitled to punish or insult women for rejecting them? After all, how dare this woman have the audacity to not be interested in this guy’s creepy offer? Isn’t it every female’s dream to be described as “scrumptious?”
Not only that but he also offered zero information beyond his name and desire to meet up. He didn’t even ask this woman a single question about herself! How could she possibly have resisted that?!
Sure, She Used You
You know what? If convincing this guy that his date used him for a free dinner and that he dodged a bullet gets him to leave this poor woman alone — let’s just do that. Sure, dude… she used you.
We’re so sorry you had to go through that, some women will just do anything for a free meal, won’t they? It’s always the nice guys like you that end up getting hurt. She’s probably not even into men anyway. That explains why she was able to resist your guitar playing.
An Ode to the Nice Guy
To clarify, this guy offered to give the OP a ride and she’s showing a perfectly normal amount of gratitude for it. What she didn’t know was that, along with a car ride, she’d also get the treat of hearing this guy complain about how poorly “nice guys” are treated.
We’re not really sure how he expected her to react by him doing the favor that he offered to do. Actually, we do know — he expected her to sleep with him because he’s a “nice guy.”
The King of Lonely Hearts
Congratulations, OP, you are the alpha — the alpha of men who can’t get a woman to sleep with them. Go on… lead your people to the land of loneliness, claim your throne of toxic masculinity, and put on your crown a.k.a. fedora.
You may never experience a loving relationship but you will have your legion of Nice Guys to keep you company. Meanwhile, the women of the world will be sleeping with all the betas.
It’s Because He Loves Her
It’s obviously this woman’s fault that some guy was looking at her. She should’ve covered up her entire body, or run away because only her boyfriend is allowed to enjoy seeing her. He should be the only one to enjoy hearing her voice, too.
In fact, we think that this woman should wait at home, gift wrapped, for her boyfriend to arrive. You see, he just loves her so much, that’s why.
How dare women not even try to look like an anime character! While women are trying to achieve the aesthetic of a one-inch waist and DD chest, maybe men can try to reach the same level? We’d like to see all gentlemen attempt to look like Johnny Bravo, please.
Muscles bigger than our house, a height of 6’9″, and a package that needs to be carried around in a wheelbarrow. Let women know when you’ve achieved that and then they’ll start working on looking like that anime girl. K, thanks.
For the Sake of Humankind
Ladies, we need to satisfy this man for the sake of all humankind! He’s made it clear that if a woman isn’t into him, she wouldn’t be interested in any man, which means that no one will be reproducing.
We don’t want to make this guy feel bad by having him pay for it, and we’re extremely worried about him losing his job. So, who’s gonna take one for the team and be intimate with this guy? For the sake of the human race, of course!
It’s a Mystery
There are some mysteries in life that may never be solved but not for lack of trying. Some of science’s best minds are dealing with these life-changing issues in an attempt to get some answers.
Is there life on other planets? Why haven’t they contacted us? What happens after we pass away? What’s the deal with the Bermuda Triangle? Most importantly, why can’t this guy get a hot girlfriend? Our theory is that it’s the mustache.
Maybe He Can Clone Himself?
Is anyone else about to burst into tears over the fact that they’ll never be good enough for this guy? It seems that our lack of sophistication is making us miss out on this incredible human specimen.
We only wish we were worthy. In regards to his issue, perhaps he can clone himself? Hopefully, he finds a solution soon because the world definitely needs this guy to reproduce!
Stay Away From My Property!
This guy should really save everyone some time and just mark his property already. Never mind that he’s not in a relationship with this woman and she seems entirely uninterested in him. Let’s also forget the fact that she’s a human being with autonomy — he’s into her!
We think that the next time something like this happens, he should pee in a circle around her to mark his property. That should keep the “nerds” away from his woman!
50 of the Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard in Los Angeles
That’s So Boring!
Sometimes the most humorous conversations are those between a child and an adult. It’s because children haven’t had the chance yet to be jaded enough to forget the magic that is all around them.
But, then again, as much of an imagination as we would probably all like our children to have, thinking you can become a suitcase might be something for a therapist to handle. But, we can also kind of see her point, too…
Just to Be on the Safe Side
Some years will forever go down in history as just absolutely horrible moments. 2020 is one of those for sure. So, we can understand why people are a little superstitious when it comes to that number now.
This cashier has definitely got a future in comedy as well as customer service. We absolutely appreciate the sentiment… and the discount!
Parents are there to guide their children through life and help them come to terms with significant moments in that life. Most of the time, their advice is wise and caring, but sometimes, it’s just kind of mean.
Even though there is a little bit of truth to this mom’s advice to her daughter, there was definitely a better way to deliver that same advice in a much gentler way.
If you live in a big city with limited parking, you know how important it is to find that perfect spot. It might be so challenging that there’s no way you’re potentially going to give that up once you do.
That being said, paying for a car and all the things that go with it and then Ubering so you can save your parking space seems to be a little excessive. But, then again, if you’re in LA, maybe that’s just normal!
Back From the Dead
If you’ve been dating in the past decade or so, you’ve probably been ghosted, or at the very least heard of the term. It can be damaging and heartbreaking, but eventually, you can get over it.
But, we would be scared of being zombied for sure. Though maybe it might be a little sweet too, and who knows, something may come of it. Maybe it was just the wrong time before, and now it’s the right time!
Many of us head into stores and intend to only go in for one thing. By the time you get to the cashier, though, your cart is full, and you’re wondering how you’re going to pay your rent. One of the biggest culprits for many of us when it comes to this is Target.
We love this cashier and her response. It’s absolutely true though, once you find yourself in that maze of gray and red aisles, you’re already lost. Problem is, we keep coming back.
Sorry, We’re Closed
Working with customers all day, every day definitely makes customer service workers quite a sarcastic and humorous attitude. After all, listening to everybody’s problems and taking the brunt of their anger can wear on you even though you’re not the problem.
At least this woman didn’t break down and become angry. Instead, she opted for sarcasm to add a little bit of straightforward honesty. We love that for her!
Sometimes, you don’t think anybody really cares about you as you’re going about your day. This is because everybody is in a rush, rush, rush. In your everyday life, niceties like saying have a nice day, don’t always come your way.
If this had happened to us, our day would have been made. What a nice thing for this guy to do as he was driving up the street trying to get on with his day?
If we’re being honest, we probably spend more time looking at ourselves than we do at the other person whenever we’re on a video call. Not sure if that means we’re all egotistical, but either way, we just can’t help it.
So we completely agree with this person. If you’re spending more time looking at the person than you are at yourself, then clearly, it’s meant to be.
You Tell Them!
Los Angeles is one of the fashion meccas of the United States. Because of this, many people feel that they can make comments about anyone’s fashion choices and not have to pay for the consequences of doing so.
So, we’re not surprised that somebody would make a comment like this. But, the fact that somebody stood up for her is a pretty cool thing. And a beautiful heart is definitely more important than a beautiful shirt.
Something to Worry About
Taking calls from work when you’re off can be frustrating. There’s always that moment of anxiety where you’re not quite sure why the office is calling you, and you have to decide if you want to pick up the phone or not.
We’re not sure that what this guy got, in the end, was worse than what he had expected. But, hey, if he felt that way about his job, maybe it’s a good thing that he’s back in the market for a new one.
Plump it Up
As a city of glitz and glamor, the people of Los Angeles are obsessed with being beautiful all the time, which means that plastic surgeons get a ton of business. While this post is a bit of an overgeneralization, it’s still a pretty humorous one.
Though this suggestion might be pretty rude, it’s also quite accurate when it comes to LA divas. After all, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do to make sure that people stay healthy, right?
Masks have become a feature of our everyday life over the past couple of years. Though the original intention was to keep us all safe, some people have found some pretty clever benefits that may not have been thought about in the first place.
We have to admit we have used our masks every once in a while for the same reason this woman has. Though if we overheard the conversation, we would probably chuckle a little, too!
He’s a Rescue
When looking to add a pet to their home, many people head out to the rescue shelters and try to do a good deed. Saving a pet from a sad shelter and bringing them home is definitely one of the best ways to adopt a lifelong friend and furry companion.
This person, though, has a unique idea when it comes to rescuing an animal. While most people would agree that Florida weather absolutely sucks, this Californian is just being stuck up. To be fair, though, we’d love to see that sweet puppy in a camo harness.
In the Air
There are times in your life when you just see all the beauty around you. You want to share that with everyone and let them know that good things are coming to them.
This is especially true when you’re going through a tough situation, as many of us have had over the past couple of years. On the flip side, the answer to this conversation from the friend is spot on. We love a good sarcastic comeback!
Traveling is amazing! You get to see all kinds of really great things and experience new cultures, but traveling also means you spend a lot of time in airports. And there are just some airports that are just absolutely terrible!
This person has hit the nail right on the head. True friends never ask their friends to drive all the way to LAX to pick them up. That’s what Uber is for!
Finding that one kindred spirit that really truly understands what you want in life is an amazing feeling. It can be challenging to do, though, because inevitably, there’s always something that they just can’t get a hold of.
But, maybe this person has found the answer to all of our problems. We just have to be a little closer to our barista to have someone in our life who knows what we want and can give it to us right away.
Trying to figure out where to go when it comes to getting the best medical care you can, isn’t always so easy. Sometimes it meant hopping in the car and going for a road trip to someplace you’d never step foot in any other circumstance.
This person, though, has a point… Sometimes, you just have to sacrifice a bit of your personal comfort to make sure you take care of your health, even if it means driving to Bakersfield of all places.
Taking a Trip
There’s nothing like getting the girls together and heading out on a weekend excursion, leaving the men and all the stress behind, just to relax and have some laughs with the women you’re closest to in your life.
This person just had a different idea of what type of trip they were intending on. We’re kind of curious about which option was the final decision…
State of Angst
It’s always nice to hear a conversation where someone is showing genuine care for the well-being of the other. It can be heartwarming and frequently remind us to reach out to people we love and check on them.
But this conversation has us rolling on the floor. We completely understand this person’s feelings and often feel the same way! Though maybe we’d be a little worried if our friends said to us they were always in a constant state of angst.
It’s always good when parents are honest with their children. This teaches them to be honest themselves and allows them to be more self-aware if there are issues that need to be fixed. But, there is something to be said for a little discretion regarding feelings.
Though we’re sure many parents out there feel the same way as this mom, they should all probably keep it to themselves, at the very least from their kids. We wonder if this conversation will turn into her new biggest regret…
Acting My Age
Sometimes, conversations you overhear are funny only because they’re true. Many comedians say that comedy is truth mixed with timing, and this teenager may be well on the way to understanding that.
We think this guy should really have understood who he was talking to before he said this. Though we also think that maybe this teenager needs to learn to be just more respectful.
It’s just a fact of life that everyone’s passport and driver’s license photos are bad. So, when you go to the DMV, you just have to be OK with the fact that the picture that’s going to be on that ID is not something you’re going to post on your Instagram feed.
This is exactly what the DMV employee was trying to point out to this girl who wanted to keep retaking the photo. Take one photo, and move on. It’s really not that important!
There are a lot of adjustments that come with us returning to our normal lives after the last couple of years. Though, while we don’t have to take our masks with us everywhere anymore, keeping a few feet apart should have always been part of our lives.
We absolutely agree with this cashier’s sentiment, we also appreciate our personal space, but maybe next time he should find a more polite way of asking people to move.
Make it Work!
Social media influencers have become a pretty acceptable career choice, especially after seeing all those YouTube and TicTok stars make it very, very big, with seemingly very little effort. But, there’s more than meets the eye when it comes to the business side of content creation.
This is especially true when it comes to sponsored content. A good influencer takes even a sponsored Instagram Doritos post seriously, even if their manager doesn’t. This guy needs to give their client a raise.
What’s Your Sign?
It’s pretty telling where a person’s head is when they answer a question like this. For most of us, it would be pretty clear what the person was talking about, but the fact that this LA native went straight to star signs does say something.
That being said, this has got to be one of the funniest conversations ever. And we just hope that this dog’s astrology sign and its owners are compatible; otherwise, it could be a ruff life for them.
You can be whatever you want to be! That’s something our parents and teachers told us every day growing up. But, sometimes, as life goes on, we start to believe that it’s impossible. This is where our therapists come into play.
We can completely understand why this person might be trying to manifest this dream — we would love it if we suddenly found out we were the rulers of a made-up European country. Sadly, no matter how hard we manifest, that’s never gonna happen.
It’s pretty common to live with roommates, especially in big cities, where high inflation levels and the cost of living are extremely high. While it might not be the most comfortable and private situation, it’s just too convenient to give up.
But, it does have its drawbacks — like constantly being exposed to other people and their many germs. With all that, it really is pretty astonishing that this person can afford to live alone!
Schools became very different over the last couple of years, and many of them started to use zoom calls as a way to do their classes. But, just like when you enter a physical class when you first start, almost every teacher wants you to introduce yourself.
It seems like this pampered California prince has it down and is ready for anything. Though, only in LA can you find a kid whose food choices are a little more mature than you might expect.
There are some age barriers and generational gaps that occur when technology advances as quickly as it has over the past couple of decades. So, there may be some people in your office that don’t quite understand the terminology they’re supposed to be using.
Gen Z has been especially known to clash recently with the older generations, as they seem incapable of leaving their slang at home. Though, to be fair, taking and cc-ing do kind of mean the same. So, good effort, Zoomer.
In Loving Memory
As you get older, you start to think more and more about the end of your life. So, conversations between older people can look very different than those of a younger age bracket. However, not often do you hear something like this.
We have to say that at least the lady was honest and let her friend know that she wouldn’t be making her way to the cemetery anytime soon.
Can’t Understand It
Los Angeles is its own unique city. Many things may not make sense to others who haven’t lived in the city or aren’t even from this coast of the United States. So, it doesn’t shock us that this may be something that many people feel.
To those from other parts of the US, the City of Angeles and TV stars definitely can feel like an unfathomable alien planet.
Let’s Be Honest
Certain questions are asked continually simply because they’re pleasantries that many of us assume are expected. Unfortunately, when we happen to hang out with the same people constantly, it can be frustrating to have to answer the same question over and over again.
This conversation is probably one that has been heard repeatedly, yet every time someone hears it, it’s just as funny. We love how easily this friend just accepted their answer.
Sometimes, the truth is those people in our lives who bring stress and anxiety also often bring excitement. So, when you’re trying to heal and get rid of all these toxic people, you have to be cautious.
While the toxicity may be out of their life, it seems to have also taken any semblance of fun along with it. But, at least now they don’t have to worry about any more drama, right?
All for the Gram
Over the past several years, Instagram has become a major force in almost everybody’s life. So much so, that many people feel like if they missed out on taking a picture a picture of something or they didn’t post it on Instagram, then it’s like it never even happened.
So, we can definitely see an accident like the one described here, happening. But, hearing it out loud truly makes the situation sound completely ridiculous. No perfect Instagram shot is really worth risking your health and safety.
We’re sure that almost everybody out there has this one couple they only wish they could be like — a perfect pair. These dream couples have what the person feels are ideal situations and interactions between the two people involved.
Typically, just like in this grandparent relationship, there is one that may be more sentimental than the other. At least this person has a life goal and one that seems to be achievable.
A good taco is absolutely worth almost anything! Sometimes people will drive miles just to go to a taco joint or find that taco truck so they can savor those amazing tacos. But, not everyone will go so far as to be willing to risk an injury to do so.
Though we can understand how this person feels, we think that’s a little excessive and they might have crawled a bit too far. Also, maybe someone should get them some help regarding their taco addiction.
Not That Type of Oil
Languages are incredibly versatile, but they can also be pretty economical — using a single word to mean several things. So, it’s fully understandable when someone’s talking about oil, they might think about essential oil instead of the stuff that creates the gas we put in our cars.
But, the fact this was where the person’s mind went straight away is definitely more about them than the person they were talking to. We hope that both had a little chuckle after this.
It takes a really mature person to understand that sometimes having conversations with people when you’re both not in the right mood could cause problems. The mature thing is to come back to the issue when both parties have calmed down.
So, though we only have one side of this conversation, we’re sure that this is an accurate sentiment. We honestly just wish more people were like this. It might solve a lot more arguments and difficult situations if they were.
Not My Type
Sometimes a good friend is someone who calls it as they see it. But, we would probably be a little shocked and find it funny if we overheard this conversation. After all, if she’s not into guys, why is she dating them?
Though we’re not sure what’s going on in this person’s life, something is a little off, which has heralded this conversation. We just hope they figure it out soon!
There comes a time in every person’s life when they’re just ready to find some peace and quiet. That means finding a nice place where we feel comfortable and relaxing for most of us. But, for others, it might be time for them to take their final rest.
While we’re pretty sure that this nurse is pretty used to having conversations like this with their elderly patients, we’re not sure we could ever get used to this kind of gallows humor. But, whatever works for the patient.
Take This Gift
When you go on a date and hook up with someone, you don’t often expect to come home with a gift. And, who gives a plant as a hookup gift?
We would have had to excuse our way into this conversation and get more detail because this is just too funny. Also, we wonder how that plant is doing…
Why Not Both?
Big cities are usually hubs of diversity, as people from all walks of life converge there. Seeing all the different ways people are is both beautiful and fascinating. But, not all cities are as rich in an abundance of cultures and identities.
Los Angeles, though it does initially draw in all sorts of people, after a few months of living in the city, all those differences are basically erased and you get left with these two kinds of people — hippies or overachievers. And we refuse to believe there’s anyone in between.
Take Your Hat Off
We’re sure that almost all of us have heard some sort of strange conversation, especially living in the times we’ve been living in. But, none probably are as humorous as one that goes on between two individuals like this.
It isn’t easy to have a serious and sincere conversation with someone who holds beliefs that happen to be the exact opposite to your own. Clearly, these two didn’t even try and went straight for the insults. At least we got a laugh out of it.
As you get older, the cool stuff when you were young becomes classic. This can be really challenging for many people to accept because it makes them feel quite old. So, we feel for this person that was in this conversation.
On the other hand, it is kind of funny. As long as it’s not happening to us! After all, like many others, it feels like you’re dying a little inside when it happens to us.
There are words in the English language that just sound like each other. Sometimes, it’s a slip of the tongue when you say the wrong thing, and hopefully, someone corrects you. But, when you make this big a mistake, maybe there’s something more to it.
We would probably say the same thing if we were this server. After all, those two things are vastly different, and only one of them could end up in a conspiracy theory.
Not the Point
Some people just can’t see when they’ve made a mistake. They live their life kind of blind to any consequences of their actions. That may be what’s happening in this situation. Or, maybe she’s just unaware that the rumors have gotten back to her friend.
We really think that woman #2 is showing an impressive amount of restraint. We’re not sure we would be willing to say anything to this woman if we heard a rumor like this going around the neighborhood.
It can be pretty hilarious when someone is so adamant about one issue and yet not as principled when it comes to other things. Not seeing the connection between these two things seems like someone who’s just picking and choosing life events in their own special way.
This first person in this exchange makes a really good point — if the “dude” was perfectly okay with putting harmful substances in his body, why is he so against getting other kinds of medication? Why is one thing good, and the other isn’t? That’s a question only the dude can answer.
Set Up an Appointment
It’s hard to find someone who will listen and be supportive in your daily life sometimes. So, when a stranger does this, it can be quite surprising and lead to a very quick bonding between the two of you.
This nurse is clearly very good at their job, not only have they managed to get their patient to feel at ease, but they’ve done it with humor and sincerity. While it probably isn’t in their job description to also be a therapist, they’re obviously a natural!
We have all become accustomed to wearing masks. While there are quite a few disadvantages to wearing a mask, it also comes with a few great perks. This woman was definitely taking advantage of one of those and enjoying the fact that no one could see her expression.
We feel like this guy could probably learn a valuable lesson from what just happened. Clearly, there are some women who don’t like to be told that they need to smile. You go, girl! This was a great comeback!
It’s important to have standards and it’s perfectly reasonable to have expectations of prospective partners. However, these men have taken things too far and set the bar laughably high. They may think of themselves as nice guys who just want to find a nice girl, but it’s pretty clear that these dudes are “Nice Guys.” See the most absurdly unrealistic expectations men have had of women, that’ll either make you laugh or cry.